FUCK YOU 2016. FUCK YOU 2016. FUCK YOU 2016. I just have to get a few more of those out of my system. I know everyone has been talking about how horrible 2016 has been and it's kind of cliché to even be talking about it, but come on: 2016 was pretty fucking terrible. So
Christmas is normally a joyous time of year. Christmas trees, presents, cookies, Die Hard, etc., are all on deck. But this year was a sadder Christmas than most. It was certainly a lonely Christmas for me. You see, Eloise spent Christmas with her family in upstate New York which left me at the house by myself.
Since my Quickie last week was all about the Orlando shooting, I have quite a bit to catch you up on! Let's see, where to begin. I made mention in the previous Quickie that I attended a sex party. It wasn't my usual stomping grounds of Kinky Salon New York...it was another party that I've been
Gonna throw a little curve ball this week for the Quickie. Instead of talking about sex, Eloise, Zoe, sex parties, or whatever, I’m going to talk about WordPress. I will say that I’ve had a bunch of sex this week with both Eloise and Zoe and that was all awesome. The three of us also
There’s something you all should know about me and Eloise, and that’s this: pretty much every year we either come close to or actually break up around Valentine’s Day. It’s been a phenomenon that’s come and gone like clockwork for the past three Valentine’s Days. Our main working theory is that February is the worst time