A shot of Zoe from the back. Two weeks ago I gave everyone an explanation about how Eloise and I are no longer together, but I didn’t explain anything about the other missing person on Sexpressed: Zoe. What happened to Zoe? It seemed like we were spending tons of time together and making
Christmas is normally a joyous time of year. Christmas trees, presents, cookies, Die Hard, etc., are all on deck. But this year was a sadder Christmas than most. It was certainly a lonely Christmas for me. You see, Eloise spent Christmas with her family in upstate New York which left me at the house by myself.
Hoo boy! I’ve had myself a packed week and have a lot of cool things to talk about. Before I get into the butt sex and poly dating and all that fun stuff, let me geek out a bit about Star Wars. Ada and I saw Rogue One: A Star Wars Story on Thursday during a
You’ll have to forgive me for this Quickie because I’m going to spend an inordinate amount of time talking about Rammstein. I know the title refers to three things that don’t have anything to do with German dance metal, but I’ll get to those things as well. But you have to understand, I just found out
Happy day-after-Halloween, everyone! I hope your costumes were awesome, I hope your kids (and you) got a lot of candy, and I hope you totally banged someone. If you’re not spending your Halloween dressing up, eating candy, and bumping genitals, then you’re doing life wrong. You need to take a serious look in the mirror