A Sick And Lonely Christmas

Christmas is normally a joyous time of year. Christmas trees, presents, cookies, Die Hard, etc., are all on deck. But this year was a sadder Christmas than most. It was certainly a lonely Christmas for me. You see, Eloise spent Christmas with her family in upstate New York which left me at the house by myself.

By | December 27th, 2016|Tags: , , , , , , , , , |

Climbing A Big Rock, Eating Pickles, And Banging Babes

You’ll have to forgive me for this Quickie because I’m going to spend an inordinate amount of time talking about Rammstein. I know the title refers to three things that don’t have anything to do with German dance metal, but I’ll get to those things as well. But you have to understand, I just found out

By | December 13th, 2016|Tags: , , , , , , , |

Busiest Halloween Weekend Ever With A Halloween Sex Party

Happy day-after-Halloween, everyone! I hope your costumes were awesome, I hope your kids (and you) got a lot of candy, and I hope you totally banged someone. If you’re not spending your Halloween dressing up, eating candy, and bumping genitals, then you’re doing life wrong. You need to take a serious look in the mirror

By | November 1st, 2016|Tags: , , , , , , , |
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