Get ready everyone, because I’m about to disappoint you. I know, I know…I’m the fucking worst. But sometimes shit just fucking happens and that’s all there is to it. The thing that’s disappointing is that in last week’s Quickie I talked about how I was going to go on a Philadelphia trip, but alas that
Remember how I got sick over Christmas and was generally miserable? Well, apparently I didn’t really heal up from that. I thought it was just a quick little head cold or whatever, but it most likely was something considerably more severe because it led to me getting conjunctivitis! Conjunctivitis is more commonly known as “pink
Christmas is normally a joyous time of year. Christmas trees, presents, cookies, Die Hard, etc., are all on deck. But this year was a sadder Christmas than most. It was certainly a lonely Christmas for me. You see, Eloise spent Christmas with her family in upstate New York which left me at the house by myself.
First there was Facebook. Those of you who have been here long enough to remember will know that I once had a Facebook profile. However, I took it down after repeatedly being temporarily banned due to posting links to Sexpressed articles. So I said “Fuck that,” deleted my profile, and focused my social networking energy
I’m sure the first thing on your mind is the question of if I’m feeling better or not. I know that you’re a caring and thoughtful person, and since you know from last week’s Quickie that I was sick with strep all you’re really here for is to make sure I’m over it and on