It’s Confirmed: Leia And Han Solo Were Totally Fucking

Everyone who has seen the original Star Wars has simply assumed that Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher were actually fucking. You can see it on camera that they clearly lusted after each other. Up until now though, there was no proof that it was actually happening. Sure, there were little bits of scandalous information leaked

By | November 16th, 2016|Tags: , , , , , , , |

A Guy In His Thirties Watched “Spice World” For The First Time

When I was a kid I hated the Spice Girls. I was 13 when Spice, their first album, was released. As a male teen in the 90’s the last thing I would ever be interested in would be a manufactured girl group singing over synthesized gloss pop and white hip-hop beats. I was listening to Nirvana, The Smashing Pumpkins, Nine Inch Nails, and Fiona Apple. Those are real artists who write their own songs on real instruments, pulling

By | October 13th, 2016|Tags: , , , , , |

Deep Throating A Waffle Stick

Ugh. You know that feeling when you’ve eaten nothing but garbage food for the past few days and your body is starting to rebel against you? When you’ve thrown so many different types of sugar, carbs, and other devoid-of-nutrition things into your stomach that you find it hard to even want to live anymore? Yeah.

By | September 20th, 2016|Tags: , , , , , |
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