Fuck You 2016, Let’s Fuck Through 2017

FUCK YOU 2016. FUCK YOU 2016. FUCK YOU 2016. I just have to get a few more of those out of my system. I know everyone has been talking about how horrible 2016 has been and it's kind of cliché to even be talking about it, but come on: 2016 was pretty fucking terrible. So

By | 2017-01-02T10:49:11+00:00 January 3rd, 2017|Tags: , , , , , , , , |

Busiest Halloween Weekend Ever With A Halloween Sex Party

Happy day-after-Halloween, everyone! I hope your costumes were awesome, I hope your kids (and you) got a lot of candy, and I hope you totally banged someone. If you’re not spending your Halloween dressing up, eating candy, and bumping genitals, then you’re doing life wrong. You need to take a serious look in the mirror

By | 2016-10-31T18:09:00+00:00 November 1st, 2016|Tags: , , , , , , , |

Tori Gets Married, I Eat A Lot Of Lasagna

I’ve mentioned Tori quite a bit on the site, and she even wrote a Guest Post a while back. Well, this past weekend Tori went and got herself hitched, and when Tori gets married, I attend the wedding. That’s just how it is. You see, Tori and I go waaaaayyyy back…by my calculation we have

By | 2016-10-24T17:47:46+00:00 October 25th, 2016|Tags: , , , , , , , |
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