Arranging A Threesome Is Fun!

Remember how I got sick over Christmas and was generally miserable? Well, apparently I didn’t really heal up from that. I thought it was just a quick little head cold or whatever, but it most likely was something considerably more severe because it led to me getting conjunctivitis! Conjunctivitis is more commonly known as “pink

By | January 10th, 2017|Tags: , , , , , , , |

It’s A Kinky Salon Valentine’s Day

There’s something you all should know about me and Eloise, and that’s this: pretty much every year we either come close to or actually break up around Valentine’s Day. It’s been a phenomenon that’s come and gone like clockwork for the past three Valentine’s Days. Our main working theory is that February is the worst time

By | February 16th, 2016|Tags: , , , , , , , |
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