Just think about all the first dates happening today. There's gotta be so many...maybe hundreds of thousands? Millions? I'm not sure but it's a lot. People meeting for drinks, coffee, movies, dinner, etc., all over the world. One of those daters might be Paul Gonzales, whose stupid, ugly, douchebag face fills the collage attached to
My life is pretty cool. I’m not trying to gloat or anything, I’m just objectively stating that, all things being what they are, my life is pretty rad. I’ve got a place to live, a job, a cool website, and lots of women who want to bone me. Sure, I could be in better shape,
Anyone who has read Sexpressed for more than, ohhh...20 seconds, knows that I love me some burgers. I'm always eating burgers. In fact, I had a burger last nite. Burgers, burgers, burgers...I love 'em. People are getting pretty creative with burgers nowadays. All sorts of funky burger creations are popping up at restaurants all over.
One of the defining statements of the past 10 years is, "It's just a prank, bro." Usually this statement follows some asshole trick that is neither funny nor amusing, like hitting someone in the face or stealing their lunch and throwing it in the garbage. When someone gets upset, you drop the "It's just a
You’ll have to forgive me for this Quickie because I’m going to spend an inordinate amount of time talking about Rammstein. I know the title refers to three things that don’t have anything to do with German dance metal, but I’ll get to those things as well. But you have to understand, I just found out