Christmas is normally a joyous time of year. Christmas trees, presents, cookies, Die Hard, etc., are all on deck. But this year was a sadder Christmas than most. It was certainly a lonely Christmas for me. You see, Eloise spent Christmas with her family in upstate New York which left me at the house by myself.
Before I get into this while “cat yoga” thing, I have to admit that it’s a misleading title. Eloise doesn’t really do yoga. Whenever people hear about her having fibromyalgia they always say, “Have you tried yoga?” as if the concept of yoga is something that’s somehow eluded Eloise for the past 10 years. They
Yes, yes…I know I’ve been talking so much about “How To Take Sexy Selfies” that you people are about to jump ship and go read the garbage that Alison Stevenson writes instead. But hey, she writes about the same shit all the time, too! So ha, you’re stuck with me. Anyway, “How To Take Sexy
Since last week’s shoot for “How To Take Sexy Selfies” I’ve been pretty busy. I started putting together some of the footage and yesterday successfully completed a very VERY rough draft. I know I said this in the last Quickie, but now I’m 100% certain: this video is going to be the best Sexpressed How
Eloise owns two cats. Since Eloise and I live together, that means that I own two cats by proxy. If Eloise wasn’t living with me though, I certainly would not own cats since I don’t really like cats. It’s not that I don’t “like” cats…if I see a cat or am in the presence of