Bonjour! Je m’appelle Scott et bienvenue a la Sexpressed.com! Oh, sorry…I’m so used to being surrounded by the French language that I forgot that I’m supposed to write this site in English. You see, I just got back from Montreal, which is a city in Canada for those of you who don’t know shit about
Remember how I got sick over Christmas and was generally miserable? Well, apparently I didn’t really heal up from that. I thought it was just a quick little head cold or whatever, but it most likely was something considerably more severe because it led to me getting conjunctivitis! Conjunctivitis is more commonly known as “pink
FUCK YOU 2016. FUCK YOU 2016. FUCK YOU 2016. I just have to get a few more of those out of my system. I know everyone has been talking about how horrible 2016 has been and it's kind of cliché to even be talking about it, but come on: 2016 was pretty fucking terrible. So
Christmas is normally a joyous time of year. Christmas trees, presents, cookies, Die Hard, etc., are all on deck. But this year was a sadder Christmas than most. It was certainly a lonely Christmas for me. You see, Eloise spent Christmas with her family in upstate New York which left me at the house by myself.
Hoo boy! I’ve had myself a packed week and have a lot of cool things to talk about. Before I get into the butt sex and poly dating and all that fun stuff, let me geek out a bit about Star Wars. Ada and I saw Rogue One: A Star Wars Story on Thursday during a