Get ready everyone, because I’m about to disappoint you. I know, I know…I’m the fucking worst. But sometimes shit just fucking happens and that’s all there is to it. The thing that’s disappointing is that
My life is pretty cool. I’m not trying to gloat or anything, I’m just objectively stating that, all things being what they are, my life is pretty rad. I’ve got a place to live, a
A shot of Zoe from the back. Two weeks ago I gave everyone an explanation about how Eloise and I are no longer together, but I didn’t explain anything about the other missing
Have y’all seen Logan yet, or what? If you haven’t seen it yet, I highly recommend you checking it out. It’s not exactly one of those flicks you need to see in a theatre in order to
Welcome back to the Sexpressed Quickies. I’m your host, Scott, and this is the game show where we put contestants into a cage, and force them to fend off ravenous zombies while playing nude Twister!
A very early picture of us. Many of you have probably been wondering for a while now what’s been up with Eloise. Her name certainly has appeared a lot less than usual in