Arranging A Threesome Is Fun!

By | 2017-01-09T17:18:21+00:00 January 10th, 2017|Tags: , , , , , , , |

Remember how I got sick over Christmas and was generally miserable? Well, apparently I didn’t really heal up from that. I thought it was just a quick little head cold or whatever, but it most likely was something considerably more severe because it led to me getting conjunctivitis! Conjunctivitis is more commonly known as “pink eye” and it’s where your face gets infected with bacteria or a virus and your eyes get all kinds of fucked up. So I had to deal with that for the past few days, which was pretty annoying. But the doc gave me some eye drops and I’m all better. No more looking like I’m stoned 24 hours a day! I’m still coughing a little bit so whatever I had/have is lingering, but I feel good and will probably be 100% very soon.

But just because I was sick doesn’t mean I didn’t do anything fun! However, I’ll be upfront and say that there wasn’t much sex this past week due to the sickness. Conjunctivitis is super fucking contagious, so I didn’t want to give anyone anything. I know it’s disappointing, but if you’re expecting one of those Quickies where I talk about all the fucking I’ve done, you’re going to have a bad time.

One of the fun things I did was go out with a woman who likes to have threesomes. I found her on OkCupid and was like, “Hey, you’re a cute girl. I’m a cute boy. I know other cute girls. Let’s all get together and be cute and stuff.” She was totally down to meet and talk about it, so we went out for burgers and hot chocolate and talked about fucking. She’s a poly woman…like, seriously poly. Her polyamory street cred probably far exceeds my own. I didn’t talk with her about being on the site and all that so I can’t tell you much about her until I get the OK, but as of right now it looks like she and I will be having a threesome with Ada in the near future. I like threesomes. And arranging a threesome is fun! Want to have fun arranging a threesome like me? I wrote a whole article about it here.

Speaking of Ada, I hung out with her a bit too. We got food, played some video games (we’re rocking Left 4 Dead right now), and watched Killing Zoe. Ever seen that one? It’s kind of under-the-radar, so most people haven’t heard of it. It’s good though! Pretty insane. And it’s got Julie Delpy’s super cute boobies in it, so you can’t go wrong.

I did some shopping this week, too. I got some nice gift certificates over the holidays and had to spend spend spend. While I was shopping I saw this awesome shirt! But alas, I didn’t buy it:

arranging a threesome

So much cats in hats.

Have you guys noticed that I’m crowdfunding the next Sexpressed “How To” video? Well you can read up on it by visiting my IndieGoGo page! There’s a super funny video there of me in my bathtub. Ch-ch-ch-check it out.

OK, I’m going to sign off now, but before I go I wanted to let you all know that Kinky Salon New York is BACK. It went on a bit of a hiatus there but the first party since the middle of last year will happen this coming February 11th. I will be there and so will Ada…and a few other Sexpressed folk will be there, too. If you want to meet all of us and possibly have sex with some of us, Kinky Salon New York is the place to do that! Here’s a link to their site where you can purchase tickets. Hope to see some of you there!

I promise there will be more fucking in next week’s Quickie. So much more fucking.

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Scott
My name is Scott and I run Sexpressed.com. I am probably in love with you and probably want to have sex with you. That's just how I am. Follow me on Twitter!